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06:09pm 12/10/2003
 
mood: disappointed
I haven't posted anything in a long time because I've been very busy. A couple of months ago my parents brought home a sister for me. They gave her to me for my birthday. Personally I can't think of a worse gift to give someone than an annoying little sister but I guess I love her. She's funny sometimes. The other day she was running around the house and she skidded on the floor and ran into the wall. She's weird. I am waiting for the sweater I ordered to come in the mail. I thought I saw the delivery guy on Friday but he just rang the bell and left a piece of paper instead of my sweater. Bastard! I bought one for Kai too. I hope she likes it.		  
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Ahh! The Power of Cheese   
02:32pm 22/12/2002
 
mood: exhausted
music: I wanna be your dog - The Stooges
Wow, what an exciting night! My pets Nine and Kaleb held a party at my request. Plenty of people. Plenty of food. Plenty of alcohol. Drunk people are the best. You can always trust a drunk to spill something or drop something. So, I certainly had my fair share of chips and nuts and cheese (mmm... canned cheese) and beer. I didn't get much sleep last night, though. I'm exhausted. By the way, thanks for the bone Nemo and kids.		  
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My Wish List   
09:53pm 04/12/2002
  1. Meat
2. Meat
3. Walks
4. Meat
5. Cat Shit
6. Hot Bitches
7. Meat
8. Opposable Thumbs
9. Virgin Panties
10. Meat

I've been a good dog this year. I've only pissed on the floor twice (that I can still smell). So, I chased and scratched and bit the cats a few times, it was all in good fun... really! Ok, so I'm not so good, but I'm not ALL bad. I only hope on all that is meaty that Santa doesn't check his list twice.		  
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Rain   
12:25am 08/09/2002
 
mood: naughty
music: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I pissed on the floor today.
I pissed on the rug today.
I pissed on the carpet yesterday.
I pissed on the bed 5 days ago.
I'm BAD. At least my "owners" think so.
I just hate the rain and won't piss outside during the rain.
I ate cat shit today.		  
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bad   
11:30am 29/06/2002
 
mood: confused
music: bad to the bone!
Okay, my people got really mad yesterday and I'm not sure I understand. The only reason I tried to dig under the door was so that I could see them. Yes, I put a hole in the carpet and yes, I made a huge mess, but I swear, fifteen more minutes and I would have been out of there!		  
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Note to self:   
10:29pm 25/06/2002
 
mood: mischievous
music: Three Dog Night - Bullfrog
Do not lick fresh paint.		  
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I'm a tree?!   
06:51pm 07/06/2002
 
mood: quixotic
music: The Lassie Theme Song
LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

This is what the "What Tree Did you Fall From" test said about me. I agree with most of it but "not tenacious enough"? "Soft and relenting"? What the hell is that about? I resent that immensely. I'm tenacious as hell! And I surely am not soft and relenting. What a crock!		  
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cats   
03:22pm 30/05/2002
 
mood: aggravated
music: ummmm
I think cats are dumb. They just lay around all day and do nothing. Not like me. I protect the house all day. You should see me. I think that everyone around here has heard about me by now. The very sound of my bark probably strikes fear into all of their hearts. hehehe. Besides that cats are obviously mental rejects because they can't even be trusted to take a walk on a leash and they 'go' in the house! That's not good. I don't know why they are so mean to me either. I try to be nice to them. I even once tried to share my bone with Sylvan and he wouldn't even lick it! He just looked at me like I was crazy. It hurts my feelings that they won't play with me. I'm a very nice dog, my people say so all the time. Maybe I'll try licking them again. . .
On a better note, I finally get to sleep in the bed almost every night!!! I'm so happy. I feel like I'm really part of the pack now!		  
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Bark   
11:58pm 28/05/2002
 
mood: curious
music: Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Boys
Woof Woof. Bark. Bark. Bark. I am Luka. I'm a dog. 		 
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